Novelty Gifts
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Novelty Gifts Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit!
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Novelty Gifts Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit!
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Novelty Gifts Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit!
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Novelty Gifts Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit!
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Novelty Gifts Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn't need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka. Whatever, we just like chomping into it when we've polished off the bottle.
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Novelty Gifts You can keep your skinny lattes and your fancy frappuccinos; the beans used to make this incredibly rare coffee have been eaten and then regurgitated by Vietnamese weasels. Sickeningly delicious!
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Novelty Gifts Ideal for headphone haters, insomniacs and anyone who fancies lazing in bed listening to music/TV/audio books, this super comfy pillow has an undetectable built-in speaker that can only be heard by the loafer with their head plonked on it.
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Novelty Gifts Make like a human pretzel and mangle your mojo without getting sand in your cossie with the hysterically entertaining Twister Beach Towel. Complete with inflatable waterproof dice and mesh carry bag, it's the ultimate poolside plaything. Well, almost.
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Novelty Gifts Whether you're a beach bum, soggy festival fan or Capt'n Birdseye, you need to keep your belongings 100% dry. Highly Hasselhoff, Overboard Bags and Backpacks are constructed from tough nylon-coated tarpaulin and feature a patented Fold Seal System. They'll even float if you drop 'em off your yacht.
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Novelty Gifts Calling all fashionistas. Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear it on your chest? It's easy with this fitted T-shirt as it features an electro-luminescent heart motif that flashes and pulsates in time to the music it hears.
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Novelty Gifts Calling all fashionistas. Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear it on your chest? It's easy with this fitted T-shirt as it features an electro-luminescent heart motif that flashes and pulsates in time to the music it hears.
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Novelty Gifts Calling all fashionistas. Why wear your heart on your sleeve when you can wear it on your chest? It's easy with this fitted T-shirt as it features an electro-luminescent heart motif that flashes and pulsates in time to the music it hears.
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Novelty Gifts Transform any vertical surface into a wacky drinks mixer with this colourful contraption that looks like something from a Toontown speakeasy. Sucker-on the funnels and ice chambers, pour in your tipples and gawp as your concoction gives in to gravity.
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Novelty Gifts Forget big, noisy, hi-tech Frappacrappuccino coffee makers. This small but highly effective desktop device makes delicious filter coffee in minutes, and is the ideal gift for executive coffee connoisseurs everywhere.
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Novelty Gifts Don't plonk your plonk on the table. Display it in this eye-catching metal stand that appears to be holding the bottle aloft, Indian rope trick-style. Ideal for wine aficionados, it represents the oppressed grape's struggle for emancipation. Or something like that.
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Novelty Gifts Given the choice, most people would rather eat cornflakes out of Arnie's old posing pouch than do thirty reps with a dumbbell the second they wake up. But that's the only way to silence this infuriatingly effective bleeping alarm clock. C'mon, feel the burn!
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Novelty Gifts Given the choice, most people would rather eat cornflakes out of Arnie's old posing pouch than do thirty reps with a dumbbell the second they wake up. But that's the only way to silence this infuriatingly effective bleeping alarm clock. C'mon, feel the burn!
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Novelty Gifts Whether you’re rocking out to Guitar Hero, partying hard or drifting through a wormhole en route to the Planet Hendrix, this amazing projector will enhance the experience tenfold. Superbright LEDs react to rhythm and tempo to create incredible multi-coloured lightshows. Blindin’!
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Novelty Gifts Guaranteed to send pusskins potty, this award-winning high-tech thingummy projects a fast moving laser pattern around the room, causing Tiddles to act the four-legged fool, chasing it, pawing it and attacking it. Utterly hilarious. Meow!
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Novelty Gifts Unless you fall foul of a shrink ray you are unlikely to find yourself dangling from a keyring. So thank goodness for these individually crafted caricatures. Simply send in a photo and prepare to be smitten by a comedy mini you!
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Novelty Gifts Ultra portable, this take-anywhere BBQs fold out to reveal generous cooking areas. Simply pop in the racks, chuck in the charcoal and reach for the burgers. It's just like a briefcase except you can set it alight and throw bangers on it.
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Novelty Gifts Tough time call for tough accessories, and they don’t come harder than this: a bracelet concealing yards of ultra-reliable parachute cord that unravels when you need it most and meets a million and one uses – if you know that many knots, that is…
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Novelty Gifts Tough time call for tough accessories, and they don’t come harder than this: a bracelet concealing yards of ultra-reliable parachute cord that unravels when you need it most and meets a million and one uses – if you know that many knots, that is…
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Novelty Gifts Tough time call for tough accessories, and they don’t come harder than this: a bracelet concealing yards of ultra-reliable parachute cord that unravels when you need it most and meets a million and one uses – if you know that many knots, that is…
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Novelty Gifts Tough time call for tough accessories, and they don’t come harder than this: a bracelet concealing yards of ultra-reliable parachute cord that unravels when you need it most and meets a million and one uses – if you know that many knots, that is…
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Novelty Gifts Everything you need to fix, bash and screw your way through life – in one brilliantly cunning tool that’s as tough as a tattooed wrestler. Multi-tools have never been handier, and this one comes with all the bits you can shake a screwdriver at!
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Novelty Gifts Everything you need to fix, bash and screw your way through life – in one brilliantly cunning tool that’s as tough as a tattooed wrestler. Multi-tools have never been handier, and this one comes with all the bits you can shake a screwdriver at!
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Novelty Gifts Watch in disbelief as the world's most outrageous performers teach you the coolest park/pub/casino/street-based tricks ever in this awe-inspiring book/DVD set. Before long you'll make Fonzie look about as cool as Noel Edmonds.
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Novelty Gifts Create a professional cutting edge in seconds, wherever you may roam, with this revolutionary little knife sharpener. The stunningly effective Ozitech incorporates 8 stainless steel fingers coated with crushed industrial diamonds, inside a tough clam-shell case. Perfect for cooks, outdoorsy-types and kebab shop owners.
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Novelty Gifts The butler did it! Did what? Got you out of bed, of course. Yes, alarm haters, now you can arise to the soothing tones of Stephen Fry as he coaxes you out of boboland with several marvellously British asides.
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