Novelty Gifts
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Novelty Gifts Don’t wait around for some flashy, bottle twirling bar pillock to mix your exotic cocktails. Get your Pina Colada fix via these pre-mixed cocktail pouches. Just add water and booze, then freeze and squeeze. Tom Cruise? Bah!
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Novelty Gifts Don’t wait around for some flashy, bottle twirling bar pillock to mix your exotic cocktails. Get your Pina Colada fix via these pre-mixed cocktail pouches. Just add water and booze, then freeze and squeeze. Tom Cruise? Bah!
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Novelty Gifts The best bit of a toasted marshmallow is that squishy, melty bit in the middle. But trying to spread it is harder than pulling apart a Jammie Dodger. Enter this delicious goo that can be spread and scoffed in seconds.
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Novelty Gifts Unless they are shaped like rude objects, it’s hard to get excited about balloons. But all that’s about to change because these inflatable dazzlers are fitted with weeny LEDs, causing them to glow for up to 15 hours. Blow me!
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Novelty Gifts Unless they are shaped like rude objects, it’s hard to get excited about balloons. But all that’s about to change because these inflatable dazzlers are fitted with weeny LEDs, causing them to glow for up to 15 hours. Blow me!
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Novelty Gifts Unless they are shaped like rude objects, it’s hard to get excited about balloons. But all that’s about to change because these inflatable dazzlers are fitted with weeny LEDs, causing them to glow for up to 15 hours. Blow me!
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Novelty Gifts Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
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Novelty Gifts Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
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Novelty Gifts Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
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Novelty Gifts Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
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Novelty Gifts Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
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Novelty Gifts Think of the softest, squishiest, most huggable thing ever and multiply it by about a million. An image of Squishties, the most comfortable pillow in the world, should now be forming in your mind. If it's not, get ordering!
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Novelty Gifts No kitchen should be without Hot Sauce - if you or a friend think you have an asbestos mouth then this is the sauce for you. Fire extinguisher not included.
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Novelty Gifts Add an exotic, spa-style feel to bath time without all that petal-scattering nonsense with these gorgeous floating lights. Shaped like elegant roses, each buoyant bloom phases through various relaxing colours as it bobs about in the bath tub. Sheer bliss!
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Novelty Gifts It's a ceramic mug and it's shaped like a human skull. What more do you need to know? Oh yes, it's ideal for Halloween fans, horror aficionados, lovers of yo-ho-ho-style drinking games and anyone who fancies sipping from a creepy cranium.
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Novelty Gifts Throwing a Halloween party? Simply pop this DVD in your player and aargh! - a pumpkin lantern appears on-screen to add a creepy glow to proceedings. Also includes several stencils so you can recreate the virtual pumpkins for real, plus a book of spooky stories. Eek!
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Novelty Gifts Why settle for boring beer glasses when you can sup from a gorgeous goblet. Each stylish vessel has been skilfully crafted from a recycled beer bottle. How? By cutting away the base, polishing the edges and bonding a base to the neck of the bottle. Sheer glass!
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Novelty Gifts Throwaway barbecues are great – but practical and stylish they ain’t. Arm yourself with an Asado and your charcoal woes are over: it’s a neat nest for the tin BBQ tray that looks as good as a well-cooked banger tastes.
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Novelty Gifts We know cable management is dull but so is clambering around under your desk trying to find runaway cables amongst a spaghetti of wires. So thank goodness for these elegant little adhesive clips that keep cables exactly where you want them.
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Novelty Gifts We know cable management is dull but so is clambering around under your desk trying to find runaway cables amongst a spaghetti of wires. So thank goodness for these elegant little adhesive clips that keep cables exactly where you want them.
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Novelty Gifts Edward Monkton Penguin of Death Bedwarmer. This is a lovely plush designed to keep you warm on chilly nights. It has a velcro pocket in it's back, and contains a wheat bag, with full instructions how to warm. Not suitable for children under 3. Packaged in a cellophane bag. Dimensions: L280 x W180 x D110mm.
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Novelty Gifts Ever been tempted by what other people are eating? Preferred your dinner companion's meal compared to what's on your plate? The metal Freeloader Fork looks like a normal fork, but it telescopically extends to a length of 21"! At its full length it allows you to surreptitiously taste others food and never be suspected. The perfect gift for that annoying friend or partner who always insists on trying your food too! It can also be used as a pointer for culinary lectures or a back scratcher.
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Novelty Gifts Edward Monkton Madness Hamster Bedwarmer. Fluffy, shaggy plush, with a velcro pocket in it's back. Contains a wheat bag, with full instructions how to warm. Keeps you warm and cosy on chilly nights. Not suitable for under 3's. L280 x W180 x D110mm
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Novelty Gifts Pizza-Pro - let’er rip! Real men don’t use wimpy pound-store pizza cutters. Show that pizza you mean business with this new Pizza-Pro 3000. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It’s built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. A great guy gift. Packaged in a clear display giftbox.
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Novelty Gifts Turn almost any piece of hardish fruit into a shot glass with this ingenious carver that hollows out a perfect cylinder of flesh. Wait a while and the juicy vessel will infuse your shot with fruity flavour. Cor!
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Novelty Gifts Parched pooch? Putting a bowl of water in the back of your car sounds barking, but this award-winning non-spill doggie dish is about to revolutionise travelling with four-legged friends as it reduces slobber by 90%. It’s also ideal for home use – just ask Barack Obama’s dog, Bo!
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Novelty Gifts Parched pooch? Putting a bowl of water in the back of your car sounds barking, but this award-winning non-spill doggie dish is about to revolutionise travelling with four-legged friends as it reduces slobber by 90%. It’s also ideal for home use – just ask Barack Obama’s dog, Bo!
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Novelty Gifts Ice and tonic? Pah! This smooth vodka doesn't need accessorising as it contains a specially bred Chinese scorpion. Completely edible, the pickled critter imparts a soft, woody taste to the vodka. Whatever, we just like chomping into it when we've polished off the bottle.
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Novelty Gifts The legendary Rubik’s Cube is back, only this time it’s for grinding salt and pepper over your dindins. Officially licensed, these high quality condiment mills are ideal for puzzle loving foodies and (let’s be honest here) complete and utter geeks. Pass the peeps.
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Novelty Gifts The legendary Rubik’s Cube is back, only this time it’s for grinding salt and pepper over your dindins. Officially licensed, these high quality condiment mills are ideal for puzzle loving foodies and (let’s be honest here) complete and utter geeks. Pass the peeps.
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