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Novelty Gifts Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit!
Novelty Gifts Has someone committed a criminal offence in your bathroom? Need to cordon off the offending area? Your toilet troubles will be over with this novelty toilet roll with a crime scene tape design. Novelty toilet roll has never been so practical as this funky design will warn friends and family alike that there could be a potential crime in the bathroom. The crime scene toilet roll is presented in a clear plastic gift box measuring 110 x 110mm and makes the perfect present for mates. Each novelty toilet roll is made of soft 2–ply toilet tissue.
Novelty Gifts Seeing as the cat flavoured sharpener sells so phenomenally well, for all those dog lovers (or haters) out there, here's an equally cute canine version. This time he comes equipped with basket to catch the pencil shavings, and woofs instead of meows. Size is 15 x 12 x 4cm No dogs were harmed in making this product.
Novelty Gifts Edward Monkton Hand Warmer - new design! 'I ADORE you, you crazy, gorgeous, WONDERFUL (but also sometimes quite WEIRD - but still very LOVELY) person.' Hand warmers are great for keeping winter chills away - simply click the disc inside the heart for instant heat lasting around half an hour. To re-use simply boil in water and allow to cool.
Novelty Gifts Have you often thought that your morning slice of toast would taste all the more delicious if it was adorned with a picture of the Virgin Mary herself? Well ask and you shall receive... behold the miracle that is Holy Toast! In the beginning there was simple bread but thanks to modern technology and divine inspiration we now have the Holy Toast Virgin Mary bread stamp. Measuring 10.5 x 8.5 x 2cm, this Holy Toast stamp makes the most heavenly toast and is so easy to use, simply press the mould into the bread and then pop it into the toaster.
Novelty Gifts French Toast - it’s the toast of Paris. Just stamp your slice of bread, pop it in the toaster, and imagine yourself relaxing along the Champs Elysées eating breakfast. French Toast is a bread stamper très chic. Each stamp features the Eiffel Tower and Bonjour! written across the top. French Toast is parfait - know what I’m Seine?
Novelty Gifts Calling all cereal lovers! Is your snap, crackle and pop more of a squish, squelch and flop? Then you need this revolutionary breakfast bowl that keeps cereal and milk separate until that all-important crunch moment!
Novelty Gifts The greatest creation since the pig, this spectacularly addictive bacon flavour mayo will have you squealing (like a pig) and crying bacony tears of joy, as it adds an oinkingly smoky kick to burgers, sandwiches, salads and more.
Novelty Gifts The greatest creation since the pig, this spectacularly addictive bacon flavour mayo will have you squealing (like a pig) and crying bacony tears of joy, as it adds an oinkingly smoky kick to burgers, sandwiches, salads and more.
Novelty Gifts These aren’t just any cans; they’re HotCans: self-heating tins containing deliciously yummy ready meals. Simply crack ‘em open to trigger a miraculous exothermic reaction that heats up the food inside. No hob or fire required. Ideal for campers, festival goers and utility bill dodgers.
Novelty Gifts These aren’t just any cans; they’re HotCans: self-heating tins containing deliciously yummy ready meals. Simply crack ‘em open to trigger a miraculous exothermic reaction that heats up the food inside. No hob or fire required. Ideal for campers, festival goers and utility bill dodgers.
Novelty Gifts These aren’t just any cans; they’re HotCans: self-heating tins containing deliciously yummy ready meals. Simply crack ‘em open to trigger a miraculous exothermic reaction that heats up the food inside. No hob or fire required. Ideal for campers, festival goers and utility bill dodgers.
Novelty Gifts Nothing... for the person who has everything. The ultimate in minimalism. Less is more, more or less. Nothing is simple. Nothing is sacred. Open the pack and be enthralled when nothing happens. Allow nothing to flow through your mind and calm your soul. Savour the moment. Soon you'll discover that Nothing really is so much better than something. Instructions: step 1 - open the pack step 2 - experience nothing Warranty: This product is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing. If something happens, return for a full refund. Measures 9 x 17.5 x 6.5cm
Novelty Gifts A truly astounding optical effect which never fails to amaze and amuse. You will want to try this on everyone. Follow the instructions for a mind altering experience to expand your universe. Simply spin the wheel and watch for 20 seconds, then look at your bunny to see the effect!
Novelty Gifts A truly astounding optical effect which never fails to amaze and amuse. You will want to try this on everyone. Follow the instructions for a mind altering experience to expand your universe. Simply spin the wheel and watch for 20 seconds, then look at your goldfish to see the effect!
Novelty Gifts Astounding optical illusions which never fails to amaze and amuse. Follow the instructions for a mind altering experience to expand your universe. Each pack includes a metal wheel which spins freely on any smooth surface. Watch it closely for 20 seconds and then focus on the Magical Mushroom. The appearance of this object can be made to grow or shrink with the direction of the spin. A guaranteed wow!
Novelty Gifts Monkey around and transform your dull keys into cute accessories with these MonKEYS Key Covers. These perky primates are practical as well as cool as they are stretchable, durable and can cover a multitude of different sizes and styles of keys. No longer will you mix up your front door with your back door key as MonKEYS Key Covers can colour code your keys and help you organise your pockets. Each pack contains 6 MonKEYS Key Covers so you can give some to your friends and let them unlock their inner chimp too!
Novelty Gifts Glow in the dark skull caps for your keys! These key caps are perfect for boneheads who can’t remember which key goes where. 6 stretchy skulls in each pack.
Novelty Gifts New addition to the optical illusion range that never fail to amaze and amuse. You will want to try this on everyone. Follow the instructions for a mind altering experience to expand your universe. Simply spin the wheel and watch for 20 seconds, then look at your brain to see the effect!
Novelty Gifts Robo-Keys - space age key covers. Fear not, humans! Robo-Keys have been sent to you from the future to help you identify your primitive terrestrial keys. Two retro robots in each pack.
Novelty Gifts Fed up of finding a squashed, bruised banana at the bottom of your bag? Well here’s the solution...the one size fits all Banana Guard! Say goodbye to soggy bananas and hello to tasty ripe fruit. This funky Banana Guard provides the perfect storage solution so that you can enjoy fresh bananas anywhere, anytime. The Banana Guard is a portable storage solution which comes complete with small perforations for air ventilation which allow your banana to breath. It also has a strong locking mechanism so you never have to deal with stray bananas in the bottom of your bag again!
Novelty Gifts Adorable miniature version of the classic Heart Warmer Hottie. The tiny knitted roll-neck cover contains a re-usabe hot pack. Just snap the disc to activate. Will keep hands warm and cosy for hours. Gift Box: 130 x 85 x 20mm
Novelty Gifts No kitchen should be without Hot Sauce - if you or a friend think you have an asbestos mouth then this is the sauce for you. Fire extinguisher not included.
Novelty Gifts A remote control to make him do what you want! Control buttons include Tell Truth, Listen, Propose, Stop Snoring and Talk About Feelings. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking. Operating Instructions: 1. Point remote at subject 2. Push any button 3. Hope for the best
Novelty Gifts A remote control to make her do what you want! Control buttons include Calm Down, Hurry Up, Stop Nagging and Give Me Beer. No batteries required - powered by positive thinking. Operating Instructions: 1. Point remote at subject 2. Push any button 3. Hope for the best
Novelty Gifts The best selling Sharp End Pencil Sharpener has been featured on several TV shows including Friday Night With Jonathan Ross. The cat bum pencil sharpener comes complete with internal soundchip so it goes MEEOOWW when the pencil is inserted. Comes with litter tray to collect shavings. Nicely stylized and crafted from high quality materials to feel just as good as it looks. Also available in black! Size is 15 x 12 x 4cm
Novelty Gifts These Mutant Dolls have huge character and appeal. There are unlimited designs available. All come packaged, with a Key Chain and Sucker attached to the label on top of the head, so they can be attached to any surface like a car window or computer screen, or to bags, anything you like! They arrive in the warehouse in assorted, random packs, so it's lucky dip with design. Size approx 10 x 13cm. All handmade, each one unique, lots of fabulous quirky characters. Some are girls, some are boys, some we're just not sure!
Novelty Gifts Do you often have a Phil Collins moment at work and find yourself smashing out a drum roll on your desk? If so then these Drumstick Pencils are your ideal desktop accessory. The next time you find yourself drifting off in a meeting, breakout the Drumstick Pencils and belt out some beats to keep everyone awake. The Drumstick Pencils are supplied as a pair and each has a pencil on one end and a drumstick tip on the other. Now you’ll never need an excuse to rock out at work so crank up the radio and drop some beats on your desk with your very own Drumstick Pencils.
Novelty Gifts Suitable for both cat lovers and haters, the Sharp-End Cat Pencil Sharpener will get you closer than is normally comfortable to a cat’s behind. Take a deep breath and sharpen your pencils in the business end of this funky feline. This cat bum pencil sharpener comes complete with an internal sound chip which goes MEEOOWW every time the pencil is inserted. There’s no need to worry about mess either as this well-trained cat comes with a litter tray to collect the pencil shavings. Size is 15 x 12 x 4cm
Novelty Gifts Edward Monkton Madness Hamster Desk Buddy. A ceramic character that makes a suitable paper weight, or a colourful character that brightens up a dreary desk. 65 x 40 x 40mm
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