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Crockery Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from eight different designs, all very naughty and almost certainly offensive! 90 x 75mm
Crockery Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from eight different designs, all very naughty and almost certainly offensive! 90 x 75mm
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Penguin of Death. "Things you need to know. 1. He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smile. 2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Beautiful Frock. "Buy me, Lady" said the frock, "and I will make you into a BEAUTIFUL and WHOLE and COMPLETE Human Being." "Do not be SILLY," said the Man, "for a frock alone cannot do that." "TRUE," said the Lady. "I will have the Shoes and the Bag as well."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Pig of Happiness. "May his JOYFUL SMILE remind us how much there is to be HAPPY about."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The MADNESS Hamsters. "Every night they visit you, every night they come, and bit by bit they steal your brain and feed it to their MUM."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: Love. "I Love, Respect, Cherish and Admire you for being the FREE and BEAUTIFUL and WONDERFUL Human Being that you are - except for when you're being REALLY ANNOYING."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Friends. "THE FRIENDS can connect in a mysterious way without even speaking. Perhaps they have AMAZING MAGICAL POWERS. Perhaps they are both just PECULIAR IN THE HEAD."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Law of Straightness. "My pencils are STRAIGHT, my socks are STRAIGHT, my pillow is STRAIGHT, my chips are STRAIGHT. EVERYTHING must be STRAIGHT or else the World will EXPLODE. Those who do not believe in the Law of Straightness will not BE SAVED."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: When I Am Grown-Up. "When I am grown-up I will understand how BEAUTIFUL it feels to administrate my life effectively. Until then I will continue to TORCH all correspondence that bores me and to DANCE NAKED over the remnants of its still glowing embers."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Hair of the Man. "The HAIRS speak: Let us ABANDON the head of this man and leave him with a Shining Dome of Glory. For people will RESPECT his newly WISE appearance as we migrate to other regions of his STRANGE and NAKED form."
Crockery Welcome to the fabulous madcap world of the Juicy Lucy fairies. The ultimate in girlie fun, these mugs are designed to appeal to all ages and occasions. 12oz mug
Crockery Welcome to the fabulous madcap world of the Juicy Lucy fairies. The ultimate in girlie fun, these mugs are designed to appeal to all ages and occasions. 12oz mug
Crockery Welcome to the fabulous madcap world of the Juicy Lucy fairies. The ultimate in girlie fun, these mugs are designed to appeal to all ages and occasions. 12oz mug
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: My Killer Heels. "When I wear my Killer Heels men will GASP with passion, lust and longing, and girls will SIGH with envy and dispair. For I shall be the total queen of HOTNESS and they shall be my humble faithful SLAVES."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: Gorgeous Handbags. "When the world seems dark and full of sorrow, When my feet are dragging on the ground, I simply look at all my Gorgeous Handbags and, suddenly, true happiness is found."
Crockery Porcelain mug featuring the interesting thoughts of Edward Monkton: The Cow of Wisdom. "Whenever you're uncertain And you don't know what to do, The Cow of Wisdom always answers "Just chill out... and MOO."
Crockery Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours. Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Oranges aren’t the only fruit but they may as well be as far as favourite fruit juices are concerned. Orange Juice Crayon Mug goes perfectly with your cornflakes. Made from porcelain Hand finished in the UK Dishwasher and microwave safe
Crockery These retro mugs with the classic crayon design will ensure a trip down memory lane with every brew. The old school design on these porcelain mugs is sure to raise a smile and have you reminiscing about the good (or not so good) old days in the class room. Not only do these Crayon Mugs look great but they are also highly practical as they are suitable for use in both a microwave and a dishwasher. This Crayon Mug with its flamingo pink colour would be the ideal gift for anyone with a colourful personality and a quirky taste and sense of style.
Crockery The unmistakable design of this Crayon Mug will make you the envy of all your colleagues at work during your coffee breaks. The fabulously funky sky blue Crayon Mug will make your brews taste all the sweeter as you take a moment to reflect on the good old days of school whilst sipping your adult sized cuppa. The ideal gift for students, teachers or anyone who remembers colouring within the lines at school, this mighty Crayon Mug will have them recollecting as they enjoy their drinks. Put the kettle on, grab a biscuit and enjoy a perfectly poignant tea break with this retro mug. Made from porcelain Hand finished in the UK Dishwasher and microwave safe
Crockery Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours. Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Whether you prefer it thick or runny the Custard Yellow Crayon Mug is guaranteed to bring some sunshine to your day. Made from porcelain Hand finished in the UK Dishwasher and microwave safe
Crockery Pour yourself a large glug of nostalgia with these colourful Crayon Mugs. Guaranteed to bing back memories of school, when art class consisted of white sticky glue, pots of paint and chunky crayons, these retro mugs will have you feeling warm and fuzzy in no time. Perfect for tea or coffee with a plate of custard creams, or as a stylish storage solution on your office desk filled with pens and pencils. The mugs are available in 6 tasty flavours, and each one comes tagged with a useful titbit about its crayon colour name. Parma violets are a traditional tuck shop treat, brightly coloured and perfectly formed, much like your Parma Violet Crayon Mug!
Crockery Crayon Mugs hark back to those happy school days when felt tip pens were frowned upon! With a fun yet poignant design, the mugs come in a range of bright, attractive colours. Each mug comes tagged with brief facts about its crayon colour name. Red means hot. Red means danger. Red means angry. The Pillar-Box Red Crayon Mug is neither angry nor dangerous but it sure is hot to look at. Made from porcelain Hand finished in the UK Dishwasher and microwave safe
Crockery Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from eight different designs, all very naughty and almost certainly offensive! 90 x 75mm
Crockery Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from eight different designs, all very naughty and almost certainly offensive! 90 x 75mm
Crockery Express yourself at home or in the office with these really rather rude expletive mugs. Choose from eight different designs, all very naughty and almost certainly offensive! 90 x 75mm
Crockery Love it or hate it, Marmite is still going strong. These colourful Marmite mugs are available in 6 assorted complimentary pop-art colours. Ideal for tea or coffee at breakfast time with marmite on toast! Marmite cake tins, coasters and egg cups are also available. These Marmite mugs are the perfect gift for Marmite fans!
Crockery Love it or hate it, Marmite is still going strong. These colourful Marmite mugs are available in 6 assorted complimentary pop-art colours. Ideal for tea or coffee at breakfast time with marmite on toast! Marmite cake tins, coasters and egg cups are also available. These Marmite mugs are the perfect gift for Marmite fans!
Crockery Love it or hate it, Marmite is still going strong. These colourful Marmite mugs are available in 6 assorted complimentary pop-art colours. Ideal for tea or coffee at breakfast time with marmite on toast! Marmite cake tins, coasters and egg cups are also available. These Marmite mugs are the perfect gift for Marmite fans!
Crockery Love it or hate it, Marmite is still going strong. These colourful Marmite mugs are available in 6 assorted complimentary pop-art colours. Ideal for tea or coffee at breakfast time with marmite on toast! Marmite cake tins, coasters and egg cups are also available. These Marmite mugs are the perfect gift for Marmite fans!
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