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Novelty Gifts Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes, but why should you when you can plop your botty bullets into this portable flat-packed box that opens up to become a rigid, reusable loo complete with disposable poo bags. Ideal for festivals, it’s the shit!
Cosmetics and Skincare Sweet Heart Lip Balms. Make lips even more kissable. Each heart opens up to reveal flavoured lip balm - Vanilla Fancy and Passion Fruit.
Gifts Pop goes the bling with this incredibly decadent bottle of bubbly, because the shimmering flakes inside are edible flakes of 22 carat gold. Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got gold in my tummy. ‘Urp!
Gifts Pop goes the bling with this incredibly decadent bottle of bubbly, because the shimmering flakes inside are edible flakes of 22 carat gold. Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got gold in my tummy. ‘Urp!
Toys Swoop by superiors, hover past heads of department and touch down on the boss's bald patch with this astonishingly tiny infra-red chopper. Controlled via a nifty transmitter that doubles up as a charger, the ready-to-fly PicoZ is virtually crash resistant and ideal for indoor flights.
Electronic Gadgets Dead device? Don't panic - whether it's your mobile phone, PSP, PDA, iPod or camera, this ingenious portable charger will juice it up, anytime, anyplace. Think of it as a back-up battery that holds its charge for up to a year. Choose from solar or mains powered.
Gifts Recipients will be reaching for the sticky tape the second they tear open this innocent looking wrapping paper because the reverse side features a gaggle of ravishing young beauties and blokes in their undergarments. All together now: 'Phwoar!'
Gadgets Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside.
Gadgets Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside.
Gadgets Breath-shatteringly minty sweet treats with the added bonus of ginseng and guarana for a two-pronged, natural kick-up-the-backside.
Toys Make a complete Capone out of yourself and exact revenge in style with this foam dart-firing Tommy gun. A classic drum magazine allows wannabe wiseguys to shoot 20 squidgy slugs in rata-tat-tat succession - ideal for high-flying hit men! (Toothpick and trilby not included).
Gifts Recipients will be reaching for the sticky tape the second they tear open this innocent looking wrapping paper because the reverse side features a gaggle of ravishing young beauties and blokes in their undergarments. All together now: 'Phwoar!'
Gifts An updated version of the best selling range of desktop signs. 30 brand new signs that will keep colleagues and bosses entertained for hours. A great way to lighten up the working day. The clever ring-binder format sits on your desk like a traditional desk sign. With 30 different signs to choose from, you can quickly flick through to find the one to suit the moment.
Novelty Gifts Has someone committed a criminal offence in your bathroom? Need to cordon off the offending area? Your toilet troubles will be over with this novelty toilet roll with a crime scene tape design. Novelty toilet roll has never been so practical as this funky design will warn friends and family alike that there could be a potential crime in the bathroom. The crime scene toilet roll is presented in a clear plastic gift box measuring 110 x 110mm and makes the perfect present for mates. Each novelty toilet roll is made of soft 2–ply toilet tissue.
Kitchen Bone Chillers - a chilling ice cube tray. Chill your beverages to the bone! Fill and freeze these Bone Chillers tray and you’ll create an icy array of skulls and crossbones that’ll have everyone’s timbers shivering. Drink up, me hearties!
Novelty Gifts Seeing as the cat flavoured sharpener sells so phenomenally well, for all those dog lovers (or haters) out there, here's an equally cute canine version. This time he comes equipped with basket to catch the pencil shavings, and woofs instead of meows. Size is 15 x 12 x 4cm No dogs were harmed in making this product.
Kitchen Calling all party animals - here are the perfect beverage cups to let you express your inner beast! Drinking from these double-coated durable 9 oz cups turns anybody’s nose into something wild. Perfectly sized for both kids and adults, each pack of Pick Your Nose Party Animals includes 24 cups in 6 assorted animal styles.
Cosmetics and Skincare These scrummy doughnut lip glosses mean you can enjoy a tasty sweet treat without the calories. These dinky doughnuts are actually flavoured lip gloss in disguise and come in 5 different designs ideal for treating your friends to a gorgeous gift. Each pot contains 5g of scrummy lip gloss and they make a brilliant addition to your makeup bag as they will leave your lips looking luscious. It’s a lucky dip with the design when you place an order but all 5 flavoured lip glosses are super cute and feature icing on the top almost good enough eat.
Games Puzzles and Learning Racing Snakes! Liven up lunchtime in the office with these evenly matched pair of creepy crawly wind-ups. Just wind them up and watch them slither across your desk. Not suitable for children under 36 months.
Games Puzzles and Learning Racing Snails! Liven up lunchtime in the office with these evenly matched pair of creepy crawly wind-ups. Just wind them up and watch them slither across your desk. Not suitable for children under 36 months.
Cosmetics and Skincare Looking for the perfect lip balm gift this Christmas? Your search is over with this irresistible chocolate tasting lip balm gift shaped like a tasty Christmas pudding. Christmas kisses will be guaranteed with this dinky lip balm made to make your lips looks lovely. These Christmas pudding lip balms make great stocking fillers for friends and are an ideal Secret Santa gift for a lucky work colleague or you could use them as a table treat on the Christmas dinner table. Each pot contains 5g of scrummy lip gloss to leave your lips looking kissable throughout the festive season.
Cosmetics and Skincare With a mince pie lip gloss for Christmas there's no need to watch your waistline. Lip smacking fruit fragrance and juicy gloss appearance. Christmas Pudding Lip Balm also available.
Cosmetics and Skincare Sweet as sugar and perfect for creating kissable lips, these delicious flavoured lip balms will be a tasty addition to your handbag. These pots of flavoured lip balm come in 4 scrumptious flavours including Strawberry, Honey, Cherry and Raspberry. Jammy Lips are designed to look just like tiny pots of jam and come complete with gingham packaging so you can bring a touch of summery sweetness to your lips. They may smell good enough to eat but don’t be tempted to spread them on your toast instead of your lips!
Cosmetics and Skincare Sweet as sugar and perfect for creating kissable lips, these delicious flavoured lip balms will be a tasty addition to your handbag. These pots of flavoured lip balm come in 4 scrumptious flavours including Strawberry, Honey, Cherry and Raspberry. Jammy Lips are designed to look just like tiny pots of jam and come complete with gingham packaging so you can bring a touch of summery sweetness to your lips. They may smell good enough to eat but don’t be tempted to spread them on your toast instead of your lips!
Cosmetics and Skincare Sweet as sugar and perfect for creating kissable lips, these delicious flavoured lip balms will be a tasty addition to your handbag. These pots of flavoured lip balm come in 4 scrumptious flavours including Strawberry, Honey, Cherry and Raspberry. Jammy Lips are designed to look just like tiny pots of jam and come complete with gingham packaging so you can bring a touch of summery sweetness to your lips. They may smell good enough to eat but don’t be tempted to spread them on your toast instead of your lips!
Cosmetics and Skincare Sweet as sugar and perfect for creating kissable lips, these delicious flavoured lip balms will be a tasty addition to your handbag. These pots of flavoured lip balm come in 4 scrumptious flavours including Strawberry, Honey, Cherry and Raspberry. Jammy Lips are designed to look just like tiny pots of jam and come complete with gingham packaging so you can bring a touch of summery sweetness to your lips. They may smell good enough to eat but don’t be tempted to spread them on your toast instead of your lips!
Toys Swoop by superiors, hover past heads of department and touch down on the boss's bald patch with this astonishingly tiny infra-red chopper. Controlled via a nifty transmitter that doubles up as a charger, the ready-to-fly PicoZ is virtually crash resistant and ideal for indoor flights.
Gadgets Stay one ahead of the leathery-skin brigade with a neat bit of kit that proclaims the power of the sun’s rays in a simple indicator. Just let it bask in the solar wind and it’ll tell you just how poky the power truly is!
Gadgets Mucky touch screen? Forget scraggy tissues; keep your handheld gizmos gleaming with this revolutionary ‘wet cleaning’ system. Featuring a sponge tip that soaks up fluid from an internal reservoir, the take-anywhere Cleaning Kit leaves iPhones, PSPs and more looking box fresh. It even comes with an integrated soft-tip stylus for sausage-fingered gadgeteers.
Bathrooms and Accessories The Rock Duck: "Kick start my heart!" Comes gift boxed. Each duck measures 100 x 80 x 90mm. PVC construction. Not suitable for children under 36 months.
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